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July 7th, 2009

If you are looking for coverage on the Michael Jackson Memorial/Show/Concert/Funeral/Glorification, this isn’t the place. I respect the man’s career, but this media hoopla has to end and I am therefore boycotting the entire atrocity.

Britain Obama Russia G20President Barack Obama is wrapping up a two-day trip to Russia with Michelle and children in tow. While in the country he met with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to discuss a wide-range of topics from economy and trading to weapons of mass destruction. Obama stated that “We need to make it easier for U.S. companies to invest in Russia, and Russian companies to invest in the U.S.” The trip is said to have created a more positive connection between the two nations in the hope that stronger economic ties might be created. Most notable is the agreement made between Obama and Medvedev to create a new arms treaty to reduce both country’s nuclear arsenals by roughly a third.

Al Franken 150x150 Motiveless Crime News HeadlinesAl Franken became a Minnesota senator today, completing his transformation from comedian to politician. The finalized election makes Franken the 60th Democrat in the Senate, thereby breaking the possibility of any Republican filibusters in the future.

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Four of the Obama administration’s top environmental and energy officials urged the Senate to pass legislation that would force companies to reduce pollution that has been proven to greatly contribute to global warming. The heads of the Energy Department, Agriculture Department, Interior Department and Environmental Protection Agency are pushing specific legislation that would impose the 1st limits on greenhouse gas emissions. Eventually the legislation would lead to an 80% reduction in such gasses by mid-century.

mahmoud ahmadinejad 300x189 Motiveless Crime News HeadlinesIran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, whose questioned re-election last month, gave a televised address to his country following weeks of civil unrest. Ahmadinejad’s re-election was widely disputed by his opponents who cited ballot tampering as the only reason he was still in office. The iconic leader responded to such claims by vaguely stating that the balloting was “the most free election anywhere in the world.” Opponents who claimed the election was rigged caused rioting in the streets which ended with at least twenty dead and more than a thousand arrested. Solid facts on what is going on in Iran aren’t available as the Iranian government has banned international journalists following the civil unrest. Despite imposing such wide-sweeping censorship, Ahmadinejad stated criticism of government “is the key to the success of a nation.”

Google 300x211 Motiveless Crime News HeadlinesGoogle announced today that it would be removing the Beta label from many of its top products, some of which have been around for years. The alteration on the brands cover Gmail, Google Calendar, Google Docs, Google Talk and Google Video for Business. The change comes as no surprise as suddenly the desktop apps provided by Google to businesses will no longer be free. All applications for non-personal use will cost $50 per person, per year for the entire package.

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Sarah Palin stated in an interview, “if I die, I die. So be it.” alluding to her political career which is greatly in question following her abrupt and idiotic announcement that she is leaving office at the end of the month. At least it appears that she semi-understands what she has managed to do to her image.

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MCNH Shorthand

July 23rd, 2007

zippo MCNH ShorthandThe US is rumored to be lifting its ban on lighters on airplanes. I have to say my personal stake in this wipes out any thoughts about safety. I once boarded a flight from Chicago to New York with an engraved Zippo lighter that was a gift. Once I reached the security checkpoint they told me they would have to confiscate the lighter and I begged to be able to keep the engraved casing, which they allowed. Still, they took the inner mechanism and I had to write to Zippo explaining the situation. Shockingly enough Zippo sent me the inner part of the lighter, free of charge. I was amazed, to say the least. Stop buying those cheap Bic lighters and invest in a Zippo, they never die and the company isn’t greedy either. Just an interesting anecdote: when I boarded my return flight from NYC to Chicago, I passed through security carrying a mini-lighter. So much for security.

Google apparently wants to take over the way we connect to the internet on our cell phones.

 MCNH ShorthandThis is what the New York Times had to say:
In the Internet giant’s view of the future, consumers would buy a wireless phone at a store, but instead of being forced to use a specific carrier, they would be free to pick any carrier they wanted. Instead of the wireless carrier choosing what software goes on their phones, users would be free to put any software they want on it.

The article goes on to say there may even be a Google phone. I hate to say it, but I would buy a Google phone over that iPhone any day. I don’t know much about this situation but it sounds like Google wants to level the playing field and liberate the internet from annoying wireless carriers who have sequestered applications and where you can browse on their terms. Google may be a demented and power-hungry machine but this is something I could get behind.

Oxycontin dea MCNH ShorthandOxyContin (aka Hippie Heroin) makers have been fined $634.5 million for misrepresenting the drug’s addiction potential to the world market. All I can say is it is about time.

Textbooks MCNH ShorthandA college professor at Utah Valley State College has made national news by stating that he no longer uses textbooks for his classes because they cost too much. BIG news! The last textbook I bought was for French 101, over a year ago, but I never used it because the teacher hated it. Yet for some reason I paid over $100 for it. Since then most of my teachers have actually started photocopying required texts for the class, others have set up exchange programs where a group of students buy the books and then photocopy them themselves and sell the copies to other students for a fraction of what it should cost. This may not be legal, but neither is price gouging. In case you haven’t had kids or attended college recently, major institution class textbook totals for one semester can total over $500 (even more if you are a science major).

YouTube has now made its embedded videos customizable. I think I may have wet myself with excitement. I really do mean that.

The FBI can remotely switch on your cell phone’s mic even when you aren’t using it. This allows them to listen to any conversation they want, anytime. How is this legal? Then again the US government isn’t too interested in applying the laws they impose on the rest of us to themselves. Here is how to stop it:

Keep in mind that this is FOX News. If you don’t know what that implies, get help. Fast.

Wikipedia logo MCNH ShorthandHere is a link that lists the errors in the Encyclopedia Britannica that have been corrected by Wikipedia. It is rather ironic that the world’s most trusted fact source is being corrected by a site that multiple professors have told me isn’t a respectable source for academic papers. Not that I don’t use and cite it anyway.

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MCNH Shorthand

July 20th, 2007

After some collecting today I came up with a number of articles that are worthy of mentioning but hardly equate reason to put them in the Motiveless Crime News Headlines which will follow this post shortly. Please feel free to comment.

absinthe MCNH ShorthandA new and altered version of absinthe is legal in United States. Since 1912 Absinthe has been illegal for stores to sell due to it’s supposed magical ingredient, thujone. For decades it have been believed that thujone is the ingredient that causes artistic inspiration and general ‘highness’ that is supposed to accompany this highly acrid specialty drink. If you haven’t tried an original version of Absinthe, try ordering one online (which is legal) and giving it a go. Most find the flavor unappealing mainly because different versions compare varying degrees of Anise (licorice smell and flavor) with the overwhelming flavor of mint. I have personally tried an unbastardized version that a friend brought home after studying abroad in Europe. I won’t say it was good, but it certainly did make an impression. Many believe that the “magic” drink is basically a form of liquid marijuana. This is a major misconception because the main ingredient that gives the compound thujone is called wormwood, an herb that has for sometime been considered a legal alternative to marijuana (when smoked). You will not get high, so don’t bother if that is your intention. The new US version is devoid of thujone but still contains wormwood and is called Lucid Absinthe (what a great play on words). One bottle is a whopping $60, which seems a bit overpriced for something lacking the magic.

M855%20bullets MCNH ShorthandIn an ironic twist of events, the US is having to import bullets from Israel for soldiers fighting the War on Terror because they are running out and American makers can’t keep up with the needs. It has been estimated that the average number of bullets shot per insurgent death is somewhere around 250,000. That seems more than a bit wasteful, then again I guess that doesn’t count the number that are shot at civilians. A recent government report has stated that troops are firing 1.8 billion bullets from small-ammo weapons per year. I wonder how much that equals per tax payer.

A new form of trojan virus is making the rounds lately. The new worm works in a way that it locks down selected files and places a readable text somewhere apparent that demands $300 for the data to be unlocked or it will be shared with the world and then deleted. Men of the world, don’t bother burning all of your porn, it is a joke. Yes the trojan is real but it has a limited shelf life and means no harm. But seriously, had you scared there for a minute, didn’t I?

larry flynt MCNH ShorthandLarry Flynt, the toad behind Senator Vitter’s prostitute scandal, has stated that he has at least 30 other elected officials on his list of blackmail-to-do-today. Flynt is on a sexual witch-hunt. First he calls up the official and warns him that the information is about to leak and gives him the chance to speak for himself first. Luckily Vitter took his chance. But imagine how many men in Washington are pissing their pants wondering if the next time the phone rings its that creepy Flynt? Someone has already paralyzed him from the waist down during an assassination attempt, you would think the man would learn to stop stirring the shit. If you don’t know what I mean, check this out:

 40720050 skull 203 MCNH ShorthandBritish scientists have compared thousands and thousands of skulls and finally ended the debate whether mankind began in one place or emerged from multiple sites. You conservatives, religious nuts and white supremacists aren’t going to like this one. It turns out that we all originated from one point…in Southeastern Africa. Some of us have believed this for some time, but now there is irrefutable evidence. Does this mean the nay-sayers will shut up? Probably not.

wired MCNH ShorthandThe FBI has finally revealed one of its shady practices. In an affidavit that was obtained by WIRED News they admit that they have begun using a highly evolved form of spyware to track bad people…and a 15 year-old who had been calling in bomb threats to his school. It is always nice to see when the government begins using the same tactics as petty online criminals. What next, instead of rising tasks they just pick your pockets on the street?

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