Victoria Beckham is already making enemies in LA. It seems that Posh likes to dine at the Chateau Marmont, a trendy and expensive hotel in LA that is known for keeping its patrons privacy a top priority. It seems that Posh calls ahead to warn the hotel that she will be arriving, with dozens of paparazzi on her heels:

“She always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there. They like David [Beckham, her husband], though.”

And last Tuesday another paparazzi fave arrived to find the restaurant packed and the only available seat was next to Posh. Guess who? Britney Spears. She refused to sit next to Posh and promptly stormed off to another eatery:

“Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”

Are you kidding me? Britney needs all the friends she can get and imagine the photo ops! Posh could bring Brit’s image up a few notches while Brit could make Posh stop acting like such a bitch. Basically, in the end, the two would be photographed making out on a dance floor somewhere with David sitting at home with the kids complaining that his wife has a girlfriend. Oh what a world…why can’t this happen?

Jessica Simpson has Blond Ambition, the name of her latest ill-fated attempt at “acting” but it seems that test audiences didn’t respond well to her abilities on the big-screen. It turns out that Blond Ambition will not be released in theaters here in the US. Instead it is headed straight to DVD. US reports:

“It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,” an insider tells Us Weekly. What’s the problem with the romantic comedy, costarring Luke Wilson, 35? “The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

Ouch! Now someone just needs to tell her she isn’t that pretty without photoshopping. Perhaps this will send her on a booze and blow bender. Yet even more wishful thinking.

Word has it, and when I say “word” I mean its probably a lie, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got into a fight of presidential candidates that culminated with Angie throwing a glass of wine in Brad’s face. It may not be real, but I’m giddy thinking about how this went down:

“Brad ended up calling her immature. He says the next thing he knew, Angie was cursing at him and throwing a glass of wine in his face.” “He was left standing there with wine dripping down his face onto his clothes.”

Rumor has it that Angelina supports John Edwards and Pitt supports Obama. Why does it matter? Aren’t they moving to Berlin?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are…I can’t say it…oh god…ok, pull yourself together man…they are planning…a nude photo shoot:

“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam. Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much.”

Just from that little quote it is apparent that this is an effort to cement Tom’s heterosexuality, yet again. This is just a gross and ill-fated attempt at establishing that this is real marriage and that Katie can be in a shower without her new circuits shorting out. Whoever has to shoot this layout should be prepared to drink heavily on the set.

Trash Corner:

LC and Audrina, two of the fakes from The Hills, were snapped outside of Les Deux last night. They were overhead complaining that they didn’t want to go in because of the large number of paparazzi. Right…we all know you love the camera. This gets you put straight onto my Media-whore list.

Guilty Pleasure of the Day:

Anderson Cooper was on Leno last night. Somehow he and Jay ended up talking about getting grey hair at an early age:

In case you don’t have time to watch the entire 8 minute clip, this is what Mr. Cooper had to say:

“I started [getting gray hair when I was] young. It’s like premature ejaculation. You know it can happen but when it happens to you, it’s kind of a shock.”

Anderson Cooper, one of the most respected CNN reporters, talking about premature ejaculation. This is the same guy who lives and dies by his hetero status, yet somehow has managed to have four boyfriends (just a rumor…right…). He also showers in a bathing suit at the gym. I still find it hard to see the correlation between grey hair and lacking self-control in the bedroom.