This is big. I might even say HUGE news. Now, if you are a teenage girl or a sexually confused underager, make sure you are sitting down. I think the rest of my readers might be able to handle this news standing, though I would advise against it. Here it goes: Man bangs are out. Yeah, I know. I heard a few high-pitched gasps through the matrix of the internet as you read that. Don’t believe me? Well, check it out:

Zac Efron, Chace Crawford and Jared Leto all made the effeminate longer hair something to gawk at. Of course they are all three a little too pretty as boys anyway. Now that they’ve chopped it off I wonder how it will change their life-paths. I predict Chace Crawford will be fine since he is still the “it” boy of the moment. Zac was last year’s “it” girrrl so he best watch his back. Without that perfectly straightened hair he might not be signed on for High School Musical 23. As for Leto, well, we all know he ain’t going anywhere. Same thing with his career. (Thanks to Michael K over at disted for the image!)

I don’t really have any source for this piece but its important to get it out there in my opinion. Today’s Bravo station line-up was totally devoted to reruns of the last season of The Real Housewives of New York City. Why? Could it be because the cast has signed back on? Nope. Sorry, didn’t mean to psyche you out. In fact, word has it that only ONE of the cast members from last season has signed on for a third round…and its not any of the ones you want it to be. The crazy one, Kelly Bensimon, is the only one who has inked herself in for more abuse. I had hoped she wouldn’t be invited back.

Elizabeth Taylor took to her Twitter account to announce that she would not be at today’s Staple Center Michael-Jacksonathon. She had this to say: “I cannot be part of the public whoopla. And I cannot guarantee that I would be coherent to say a word.” I support her calling it a whoopla. BUT, her getting up there and having a mini-meltdown like she did when she announced Gladiator as Best Picture might have made it worth watching.

I love blind items. The mystery, the intrigue, the betrayal. If blind items were a perfume it would smell like fresh blood. Here’s today’s:

Could it be that a certain gay blade has shaved off one beard and grown another? It’s one thing to hang out with that friendly filly who has known her way around a queen or two. Now he’s clinging onto a more desperate dame who, if I’m not mistaken, never met a gay man she didn’t like. His undeniable charms have worked pretty well in the past – his breakthrough happened when he focused on a guy mentioned in this very column. That time, he landed a series. The only thing that could happen with this b* is he’d shrink half a foot and lose all his hair. (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)

Any ideas? Hmmm, here is a hint as to who I’m leaning towards. He was featured in a very recent Guilty Pleasures segment. Name starts with a B. Go forth and find it! It’ll be like Where’s Waldo but we will call it Where’s Mo? I’m patenting this idea so don’t think you can steal it.

This little article is just gross. I need a handy wipe for my brain just imagining it. Some low-class attendee of Josh Duhamel and Fergie’s wedding gave them a rather…questionable…gift. A stripper pole. Duhamel had this to say,“I’ve played on the pole more than she has…” Okay, I took it out of context but I’m not going to clarify it.

Megan Fox looks like Dita Von Teese became anorexic and let a vampire turn her. She also whores herself out as a car-washer to get into Michael Bay films. How low can you go?

Guilty Pleasure of the Day:

Trust me, its worth the five minutes. Its always fun to see Andy get all worked up over something or someone stupid.