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Person of the Week: Sarah Palin

July 6th, 2009

sarah palin 240x300 Person of the Week: Sarah PalinThat’s right ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Moose-huntin’-bumper sticker-slogan-lovin’-GOP-VP-loser-Sarah Palin is Motiveless Crime’s Person of the Week. By now you’ve probably heard about her abrupt and unexplained choice to resign from her governorship in Alaska. She made the announcement Friday afternoon to a small group of reporters while the rest of the country looked on in awe. Here was a badly-spoken political powerhouse stepping down from office and she couldn’t seem to articulate a reasonable excuse for doing so. But somewhere in there, between the numerous references to her choice not being “politics as usual”, was a veiled threat. She mentioned wanting to be a part of something grander, something national…something bigger.

Hint, hint, wink, wink.

This vague allusion to a possible Senate or worse (gulp) Presidential aspiration probably caused many of us to shit ourselves standing. Depending on your political affiliation, it was either due to excitement or absolute dread. I realize that leaving a governorship for a higher office isn’t a new career path (thanks to George W. Bush) but the idea that one can simply abandon responsibility as a way of proving they are ready for more seems backwards at best. It borders dangerously close to counter-productive, even idiotic. Then again, she is a Republican.

Palin’s move out of office has, of course, caused quite a media backlash. People around the world are all wondering what her real reason for leaving office is. Rumors about Palin’s under-the-table dealings and other supposed skeletons in her closet have suddenly come under even greater scrutiny. If she thought the world would accept her choice as inspirational or selfless, she was wrong. If Palin believed abandoning her post would endear her to the American populace and thereby open the road towards the White House, she was even more wrong.

Sarah, I hereby deem you Person of the Week for your ill-planned exit from office and for your lack of grace in handling the media fallout that followed it. Congratulations!

PS There isn’t a medal or trophy for this but if I ever meet you in person I’ll gladly bitch-slap you as your reward. Someone needs to knock some sense into you.

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Motiveless Crime News Headlines

August 29th, 2007

 44082983 afp203bodycrowd Motiveless Crime News HeadlinesDangerous gun battles have interrupted a major religious festival in Iraq this week which draws hundreds of thousands to the holy city of Karbala. The fighting has left over 50 dead with another 200 reportedly wounded. Troops have been called into Karbala to establish order while worshipers have been ordered to leave the city for their own safety. Miltias loyal to the radical Shia cleric, Moqtada Sadr, have been accused of causing the violence while Sadr has denied any involvement and asks for calm. Sadr City in Baghdad has also seen increased violence with reports of five dead.

bush via the daily mirror Motiveless Crime News HeadlinesPresident George W. Bush warned Tuesday that retreating from Iraq could embolden Iran to develop atomic weapons and therefore begin a nuclear arms race in the Middle East. Just hours before his announcement, Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad (the President of Iran) stated that his country was ready to fill a “power vacuum” that was being created with the growing U.S. influence within the region. President Bush went on to accuse Tehran of destablishing Iraq and Afghanistan in an effort to establish the “shadow of a nuclear holocaust. Bush went on to threaten that “We will confront this danger before it is too late.”

29korean headshots wideweb  470x287,0 Motiveless Crime News HeadlinesThe Taliban has agreed to release the South Korean hostages that it has held for more than a month following negotiations with Seoul. The leader of the militant group, Mullah Basheer, said that the group would announce the terms of their agreement on Wednesday. It is currently believed that the group of Christian missionaries are being held in multiple locations and that their release will mark “some time” before they are allowed to return home. A spokesman for the Taliban told press today that the hostages would be released in various groups in the next several days.

The International Association of Fire Fighers have announced that they are officially endorsing Senator Christopher J. Dodd for the 2008 presidential race. The group’s choice to throw their weight behind Dodd as opposed to any other top-tier candidates shows an effort to add heft to the Connecticut lawmaker’s campaign. Dodd’s contributions to John Kerry’s 2004 campaign have also been heavily emphasized:

1 61 dodd christopher Motiveless Crime News Headlines“The endorsement of America’s firefighters isn’t just a great validation for Senator Dodd’s leadership, but also is going to provide the boots on the ground in the early states that are going to make the difference,” said Hari Sevugan, the campaign’s communication director. “One of the reasons we’re so excited about this endorsement is because firefighters have proven that they know how to win.”

Dodd is expected to accept the endorsement tomorrow.

George Hotz, a seventeen-year-old college freshman has officially been the first to unlock the iPhone completely, allowing most of the phone’s features to be used on any network. Hotz owned two iPhones which he unlocked and then traded one for a Nissan 350z that he wanted in order to leave for college today. Hotz has been interviewed by most major news outlets his his announcement last week that he had been the first to break into the phone completely, a feat many hackers had been attempting for months since the phone’s release.

SAT scores across the US have fallen to the lowest ever since 1999. The College Board, the non-profit agency behind the SAT, explains the fall in scores as a correlation among the demographics and language of the test takers. “A fluctuation of one, two or three points happens probably two out of every three years,” said Wayne Camara, vice president of research and analysis at the College Board. Camara went on to explain that long-term trends are more important than short-term ones. He is quick to point out that reading and math scores are rising over the past 20 years.

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Something Before Bed

August 17th, 2007

Tonight’s Something Before Bed concerns itself with advertising and prejudice. Keep in mind that the two topics are commonly intertwined but the portrayals here are far more humorous than they probably should be.

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Whoever planned this display either had a sick sense of humor or is utterly devoid of conscience. Perhaps it was both.
490ffxt Something Before BedSeriously, how do you tell Hitler that he stole your seat? I guess the best way would be to insult human rights…maybe then he would simply give it up out of respect? Same thing with George W. Bush.

Check out this site which concerns itself with bad, very, very bad, placements of advertisements on websites. Read the headline, then notice the ads that are placed within the same page. It may be hard to do considering most of us are well-trained to ignore them now. Here is just a glimpse:

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To wrap things up tonight I have come across two very short videos which are both humorous and alarming, much like this site. The first reflects my extreme distaste for the hype surrounding Apple’s iPhone:

It turns out that AT&T didn’t really plan for the extreme length of bills that would occur when normal users actually played with the iPhone’s abilities. Imagine getting a 300-page cell phone bill. Your wallet would have a heart attack. Save the rain forests!

Tonight’s last post is that of a Japanese wave pool in Tokyo. I could ruin it…but I’ll simply as: Where is the water? as well as: Isn’t this a safety concern?

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