Lindsay Lohan is working in a Utah supermarket. While this may shock some, those of us in the know realize that this is simply a part of her rehabilitation for drug and alcohol abuse. Lohan was spotted with family in tow wandering the isles of a local supermarket, supposedly not the one she is working at, looking for chocolate. Her mother, brother and little sister all came to see her yesterday and decided to head to a local grocery to get some kicks. While Lohan typically prefers Red Bull and Vodka shooters, she instead opted for some candy. Obviously the visit wasn’t to show family support but rather to cause some press to show up. After all, why else would the red-headed stepchild wear all black, as if poking fun at the attempt at a disguise?

Lohan has also made news recently when she signed off on an OK! magazine article that is supposed to reveal her time behind bars…I mean, trying to catch up to the wagon….Odd pictures related to the article have surfaced, showing Lohan (questionably) reading the Alcoholics Anonymous Bible. OK! also reports that Lohan has been spending her days writing in her journal, taking spiritual classes, working at the grocery (for charity). Someone get this girl a fifth of bourbon! I’m bored just reading about it.

Brad Pitt is moving to the small screen. Alright, he isn’t going to be starring in any sit-coms anytime soon but he is executive producing a new FX drama this upcoming season. According to Variety, Pitt is currently working on producing a new drama called 4 oz. which has to do with a man who realizes late in life that he should have been born a woman. Nip/Tuck writer Brad Falchuk is set to write for the show which details the story of a married male gynecologist who shares a practice with his father and has two sons. Somehow this adds up to a gender change. Somehow I feel I’ve heard this story before.

Yet another moment of proof that Tom and Katie aren’t a real couple…it turns out that they don’t even sleep in the same room! Tom and Katie are currently planning on moving to a new, $35 million dollar home in Beverly Hills and Katie has already picked out her own room. The two have been sleeping in separate rooms for some time:

“Of course they spend time together alone at night like most married couples; after all, they conceived Suri! In fact, they even joke about having separate bedrooms to their friends – Katie says Tom snores, and this way she can get her beauty sleep!”

“At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do. Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom has his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.”

Somehow I think this all has to due with Tom. Tom needs his own space. Tom needs his own room. Katie and her lady-parts scare Tom. Tom needs to sleep. Katie, go away.

Britney Spears is crazy. We’ve all known this for some time. But today she pretty much cemented this fact. I’m sure you’ve all been waiting with gilded-breath for her newest album and more precisely, the song that she was set to make with ex-Justin Timberlake. Well, give it up. It isn’t going to happen. She was all set to work with Timbaland on the beat, she would then move into vocals on her own and once she was out of the studio and a thousand miles away, Justin was going to step in and make it actually work. Justin even wrote the song for her. All she had to do was lay down the tracks in Virginia Beach. Word has it that the song was supposed to save her career and make it to the opening of MTV’s VMAs. Instead Britney backed out late yesterday. No word yet how this will lead to her end.

Guilty Pleasure of the Day:

Bill Murray could face drunk driving charges in Sweden falling his party on the streets of Stockholm. Murray was spotted by Swedish cops, swerving and careening…in a golf cart. 56-year-old Murray was stopped in his mini-car when cops noticed the smell of alcohol on his breath. Murray refused to take a breath alcoholizer and instead had his blood taken. Murray was in Sweden for a golf tournament. I have to admit, if I ever get pulled over for a DUI, I hope it is in a golf cart.