Paris Hilton has told People Magazine that she believes Nicole Richie will be “the best mom ever.” Mothers of the world unite! The devil has stripped you of your pride and put you below Nicole-the-no-talent-Richie! First of all, Nicole can barely eat enough food to keep her skin hanging on her body, much less enough to feed the child inside of her. Also, look at the father, obviously she has no taste. And if being the best mother in the world means hiring multiple nannies so that you can go out partying while your child cries for you in the night, then Britney Spears is already the best mom in the world.
David Beckham may, I repeat MAY, play in tonight’s LA Galaxy in Washington, D.C. Yesterday Beckham was seen practicing in Washington’s DFK Stadium and then he held a press conference to discuss his injury where he stated that his ankle “is looking up. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.” Of course he also left a backdoor clause (Tom Cruise, calm down–that isn’t what I meant) by stating “If it’s not right, it’s not right. It’s one of these injuries that it has to be right for me to play. There are going to be people that maybe don’t understand, but it’s a sports injury. I can’t really apologize for being injured.” Right…well then you could apologize to all of those fans that have paid to watch you on the field and have only been met with your smiling mug on the bench in a suit. This is America David, we play through the pain! Pussy.
Yesterday it was reported that Britney Spears’ new fragrance would have advertisements featuring her face but someone else’s body. The ad was released today but Elizabeth Arden is refuting former claims that someone else’s body was used and now say that the body in the ad is Britney’s from a photo shoot earlier this summer. “The only person in the national print ad for Britney’s Believe fragrance is Britney Spears.” Judge for yourself:
If that is Britney Spears from this summer, then I must have missed something…like her hair growing back, losing 20 lbs and about 10 years. That model looks like Britney did when she first took over the pop music scene. We all remember that beautiful and still bashful Britney. She was so sweet and virginal, but with a hot bod. Well now we can remember that Britney every time we see this new ad. It almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
Mr. Big (aka Chris Noth) will be in the Sex and the City movie. This was announced today to dispel rumors that the movie would open at his funeral. I’m glad to hear this because Carrie without Big is like Carrie without that annoying squeal or her overuse of puns. The film is set to begin filming in NYC this fall and should be released next year, barring any SJ Parker issues (and there will be more than one).
Amy Winehouse was transported to the hospital yesterday for “exhaustion.” When I first read this I knew what it meant. “Exhaustion” is the entertainment industry’s code word for “overdose.” But her representatives are standing by their stance saying that the party hard rehab singer was rushed there for fatigue yet is still there and “resting.” One tabloid claims that her husband carried her into the emergency room where she had her stomach pumped and was given a shot of adrenaline (can we say heroin overdose?). I remember when Lindsay Lohan went to the hospital for exhaustion…look where she has ended up. They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said No, No, No…
One of the Baldwin brothers (not the interesting one) was attacked by a bull after the actor tried to ride it. Apparently Stephen Baldwin is on some stupid reality show called “Ty Murray’s Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge” (not kidding). Stephen mounted his first bull and within three seconds was in the dirt, getting a hoof on his chest that caused a broken shoulder and rib. Ouch.
Guilty Pleasure of the Day:
Whoopi Goldberg was spotted walking the street of New York yesterday. The comedian/philosopher seemed to be in very good spirits and even promised not to pick fights with Rosie O’Donnell (there goes my reason to watch) and said she would “be respectful and listen.” She went on to say that “I disagree with a lot of stuff a lot of people say, but there is a dialogue to have with people that I was taught by my mom – how to be respectful and listen.” Well, she will fit in very well on The View then. Dammit, I had really hoped for some gospel music and cat fighting. Oh well.
